I know a talking snail. We often visit the river where she was born and has lived for most of her life. She's lost her family in a park runner accident and I'm the only one she has left. She has a neurodegenerative disease and is rapidly loosing her ability to move. Her last wish is to be buried by the river where she and her family shared so many happy memories. If-f I die, she'll be buried in some random ditch by my stupid second wife! Please don't kill me. I cant let her go alone into the void, forgotten and abandoned....
Handles are better with your friends, Invite new people here so that this place can liven up a bit! (Please do it fast, as a developer, it is really hard to pad all of this free real estate with meaningless text)
Please don't kill me! I have a wife and two children. Or two wives and one child? Can't seem to remember